Cause vintage WWI lesbians are the best lesbians.
I bet you a million dollars that Louis Tomlinson’s thighs taste like sunshine.
i bet you a million dollars harry could tell you
CNN actually researched how much it would cost to go to Hogwarts
it says comedy central in the corner…
i want a tumblr buddy from a different country that i just exchange things with u no what i mean like they can send me candy from where they live and id send them american candy or we could send friendship bracelets and letters and drawings and just anything and itd be rly cute and frick man
if you’re ever sad just remember that the guy who does the voice of mickey mouse and the girl who voices minnie got married in real life
that smells like books
if you wear this I’ll probably fall in love with you
He lied to protect the innocents. General public is not ready for the truth.
1. You want to cuddle everything
2. You want to eat everything
3. You want to kill everyone
4. You want to fuck everyone
i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s
- me, the teen blogger
- a house with 8 nuns
- a drug dealer who drives a hummer
- a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am
- an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower
- a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where it came from
I’d watch the shit outta that show
yeah shit me too sign me up
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